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| Vegas Strip : The Morning |
The Alcoholic
Now if there was one place where its is the best place to be a alcoholic, that would be Vegas. Never would I have expected those cute sexy waitress who prance around the casino carrying drinks was actually serving them out free. I though people were actually ordering the drinks and paying for it.
It sure do looked like it for the usual;
Step 1. Call the waitress
Step 2. Tell her what you want …. anything from juice to whisky
Step 3. Get your drink ; and pay her a TIP ….
It was a tip of merely $1 and if you don’t feel like it … no tips are actually required … thou getting the girls to serve you a second round is going to be tricky. I could already imagine the abuse that would happen if this were back in Asia …
Planet Hollywood
Now this casino was burn into my memory for a few reason such as I actually won back money from here. Not enough to get me out of the red zone but it happily put me back to only down $400 bucks for gambling nearly 8 hours …. Not bad not bad
I was attracted to the in house entertainment that looked like a strip club more than a casino. Did I exit the casino and wander into a strip club ??? Hmmm wait but there was still black jacks and poker tables and roulette … plus the girls although were like down to their last two pieces never took it off …. Hmmm
Sexy as they come, plus the free flow of alcohol, and the beautifully manned blackjack table and poker table and most of all … I was winning. So I stayed and enjoyed and the music started playing …. Now I really thought I was in a strip club for there were scantily clad girls pole dancing on the high-tops tables behind the gambling table ….
“Are you ready For This”, the dance remix pause dramatically ….
and came the wiggle wiggle wiggle …. YEAH
Imagine me playing a from of Casino Poker and suddenly just pause looking up eyes glued unable to tear off from the wiggling of the cute asses. Painfully I peeled my eyes off feeling that I might be dragging the game and wouldn’t want to be chided off by other players but guess what … everyone was also eyes glued to the wiggling …. Mouth open … a slight drool forming …. I went back to lala land watching …
Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle …. YEAH
PFFT #### PFT @@@@ PFT &&&&
The sound of the whistle blown loudly by the sexy croupier in skimpy bikini brought us back to earth.
“HEY !!! Eyes On Me !!! ON ME !!!” The dealer said
No looking at other girls she said while she carefully tuck back the whistle back between her two petite boobs heavily push up and carefully squeeze by her elbow … back to gambling ….
I naturally left when the entertainment ceased …. and naturally lost back everything I earned …
The Bachelor Party
Yep I saw one of those group when I got down the bus and I saw them again late that night about 5am all panda eyes with a free drink in their hand but without their soul. They had on matching print on T-Shirts that said
“ Simon’s Bachelor Party Vegas 2012”
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| Hooters Casino |
I guess things did not turn out as legendar
As the sun rises slowly at 6am I was tired like hell and was daydreaming of the wonderful girls in Planet Hollywood … checked the map and I saw Hooters just nearby to where I was ….
I decided to take a last stop to check out the place before heading back …
It was just a regular casino ….
I have no recollection of how I got back to the hostel … I was more intoxicated by not having any sleep than alcohol hence all I remember was I got back at about 5 pm booked my next day trip to grand canyon … took a long overdue shower and head straight to the bunkers …
As I fell asleep .. I hear other newcomers saying how there were going to hit the tables tonight … I wished them luck while I started to dream of a come back 777 and a suite in Vegas and …..
The legendary comeback …
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